and while i was there i found a partially excavated human pelvis.
i left it where it was, of course… but what do you even do when that happens, dang.
I bet a flying horse or one with a gouging implement growing out of it’s skull could do even worse damage.
There Is No Miami Zombie Apocalypse, Just Mentally Ill People With No Safety Net -
“I don’t mean that the people who latched on to this particular meme are bad people (though I would say they’re a bit thoughtless), or that it’s never appropriate to respond to unthinkable tragedy with macabre humor. But I’m not feeling particularly charitable toward wacky zombie jokes today. There’s no such thing as undead people, only dead people. And sad people. No one deserves to be publicly ridiculed for their identity — gay people, fat people, black people, poor people — but when we ridicule and marginalize mentally ill people, actual innocent people get killed.”
(Source: madshadysituations, via roypee)
dont
oh my god
everyone retreat at least 30 yards to escape the DEATH MACHINE
where’s the blood, buddy?
:’(
(Source: snoopdong, via robotverve)
I think they’re a really good combination of child-like graphic design and horrible descriptions of hell.
[video]
wondering why you have so much shit and throwing all of it away
[video]
Anonymous asked: THAT TOAD IS GRUMPY GREG.

“I wanted pancakes this morning…….”
a group of toads is called a “knot”.
A knot of toads.
desert spadefoot toad